Is Someone Getting the Best of You?

I fail at song titles. I forget them. I forget the artist. Sometimes the lyrics. But not the tune. That bit I can remember.

Either way, I'm going away :B I shall have a lovely holiday in Madeira, I'm sure (and I will be eating kebab, chips, garlic bread and the most gorgeous chocolate mousse tomorrow :) )

I would call myself a veteran tourist when it comes to Madeira, as I've been more times than years I've been alive (I went as a bump too I think :D ) (I really sound like I'm boasting XD)

Butbutbutbut :( Going away is saddening for me too. Because I will miss the internet.

NO

• blogging
• twitter
• style.com
• email
• majong (okay, not technically internet, but it's an addiction :O)
• stalking people.... O.o
• YOU!!! (god that sounds cheesy (cheezy?) but it's true!)

I get withdrawal symptons when I'm away from the computer :( Well, in a sense...

It's just seven days. It feels like a week :B (I remembered the song lyrics there :D)

But, as I'm to be away, I thought I would post something which, if I leave it for long enough, might get enough exposure for me to get a good answer (go tweet about me :B) (actually, that's a really bigheaded thing to say) (and do any of you even have twitter?) (comment if you want, I'll follow you :B)

Diddly Dum, here it is:

THE BEST OF 2010  - 10 weeks have gone by (and one more if you're going to be pernickety) so it's time for a PUBLIC CHOICE AWARD CEREMONY (aka critique and stuffs)

Do not vote yet, as your vote will not be counted, and you may be charged

• WEEK 1 - Doufe Banana 

We were strangers starting out on our journey
Never dreaming what we'd have to go through
Now here we are and I'm suddenly standing
At the beginning with you

• WEEK 2 - Alexander McQueen Tribute

when somebody loved me

everything was beautiful

every hour we spent together

lives within my heart

and when she was sad

i was there to dry her tears

and when she was happy so was i

when she loved me

• WEEK 3 - Apple Pie 

 So bye-bye, miss american pie.

Drove my chevy to the levee,

But the levee was dry.

And them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye

Singin, thisll be the day that I die.

Thisll be the day that I die.

• WEEK 4 - Tally Ho! 

Down at an english fair one evening I was there

When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts

There they are all standing in a row

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

Give them a twist a flick of the wrist

That’s what the showman said

• WEEK 5 - Radio Gaga 

All we hear is Radio ga ga

Radio goo goo

Radio ga ga

All we hear is Radio ga ga

Radio blah blah

Radio what's new?

Radio, someone still loves you!

• WEEK 6  - Forest  Dreams 

If you go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.
(god how I loved teddy bear picnics.
I have this massive great monkey teddy,
and I took him in once. It was an 8 year 
old way of boasting) 

• WEEK 7 - Card Castles 

"Will you walk a little faster?"

Said a whiting to a snail,

"There's a porpoise close behind us,

And he's treading on my tail.

See how eagerly the lobsters

And the turtles all advance!

They are waiting on the shingle -

Will you come and join the dance?

•  WEEK 8 -  Candy  Shop

I want candy

I want candy

I want candy

I want candy

Candy in the morning time

Candy in the hot sunshine

Candy, baby can't you see

All I want is your Candy

(let us ignore the sexual implications, if you may)

• WEEK 9 - Snakes & Ladders 

 What's the name of the game that we are playing

Boy whenever I think that we are winning

Then you roll the dice take a slide

Right back to the one from 99

Is it gonna go on like this forever

Are we gonna to take that last step together

Going round and round and up and down

Feels just like snakes and ladders

• WEEK 10 -  Blazer Rezalb

 Oh oh Trail blazer

Ah ah hell raiser

He flies through all eternity

Oh oh trail blazer

Ah ah hell raiser

A world where I would like to be

And there I'll be a futuristic queen

Oh oh trail blazer

Ah ah hell raiser, hell raiser

(shut up, it's the only thing I could find about "Blazers")

 The lines are now open, and voting can commence.

Remember, votes cost brain power, plus your standard broadband fee

Lines will close whenever I can be asked to clothe them (It's a lithp dammit!)

Basically, write about anything you don't like, like, why, if you think I've improved (or should go back to the uber skinny, sketchier style which takes half the time but doesn't show all the detail), all that jazz. And for once, feel free to flame :D

Also, thank you so much for all your lovely comments about my photos :B I  have plenty more on my computer, maybe when I'm back

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